The reasons why.

Okay. Here we go. I’m going to say this once, and if anyone asks me the same question, I’ll just forward them the link.
I know, I’m not that ugly, I look decent, I behave well, I’m pretty funny, I’m fun, I’m understanding… Still, I do not have a boyfriend. That is not for the lack of trying, I tell you. I’ve tried, then something or the other has just gotten into the way.
So one day, me and Bhavini were talking about the reasons,Β  real ones, of why I never get past the ” I have a crush on him ” stage.
And I’ve decided one thing… I’ll tell every one of those guys I had a crush on that I liked them.
So behold! The reasons why a knight in shining armour hasn’t stolen me away is because…
1. I had a crush on him…but he was fictional.
2. Just had a crush on him but he was fictional and dead.
3. I had a crush on him but he was taken.
4. I had a crush on him but he already had a girlfriend.
5. I had a crush on him but then I got to know him.
6. I had a crush on him but he loved no one other than himself.
7. I had a crush on him but he was on the other corner of the world.
8. I had a crush on him but he got engaged.
9. I had a crush on him but he was married.
10. I had a crush on him but he was short.
11. I had a crush on him but he loved men.
12. I had a crush on him but he wasn’t over his ex.
13. I had a crush on him but he was an Asshole.
14. I had a crush on him but he was an Anil Kapoor.
15. He had a crush on me…. But then I woke up 😝

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9 thoughts on “The reasons why.

      1. LOL πŸ˜‰
        Paradox πŸ˜›
        As for the “issue”, give it time. At least, I can say that for sure now… The question is always this: Whether this said (dream) fellow is worth the wait?
        For most of us, the answer is NO even if we say yes… πŸ™‚

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